Set 35 years after Spielberg's terrifying feature film, Jaws: Ultimate Predator looks to reintroduce the Great White aquatic assassin, and make a whole new generation of gamers afraid to ever go swimming. Seriously, I saw Jaws when I was about six years-old, and you can't pay me to go near water. I don't care how shallow it is; there's at least a 0.001% chance that there's a shark in there just waiting to bite my legs off. And I need those. For, you know, walking and "kicking it" and such.
M-Rated Jaws Game on 3DS Has Gore, Killer Shark
Anyway, Jaws: Unleashed -- to reiterate, an M-rated Jaws game on the 3DS (the Wii iteration is rated "T for Teen," so pshhh to that) will allow players to chomp up swimmers and scuba divers, battle "armed civilians and deadly deep-sea bosses," and essentially re-terrorize Amity Island all over again, leading me to believe that they should really just shut that place down, as it might stop these kinds of things from happening. You'd think, huh? Maybe in a perfect world.
There's no official release date yet, but hey, it's a Jaws game that has a pretty good shot at making us forget about Jaws: Unleashed. Oops, I just remembered it. Well, there's a chance it'll be pretty good regardless.
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